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The presentation to the Darden Restaurant Group (who don't really have any Mexican joints, by the way) is this afternoon. But irony firmly noted.

"Yes, but that cute, weird little dog from the Taco Bell ads died."

I have a huge proposal to write for the Mesa County Community College account.

"Why haven't you covered the dog yet, dude? That's like right up your alley." Some would say he's (she's?) bigger than Michael!"

There's a big wireframe presentation with the nice folks from well, ...well, those nice people.target="_blank"

"We're going on Two Days here. God you're insensitive. Oh, and you really missed your moment. Thank goodness for Conan!

"The five kids are driving me crazy, especially the baby, got your ass home right night now. It's Friday afternoon and I know you don't have any thing better to <expletive> do"

But, this famous dog really does mean a lot to me. A part of me, at least 23 pounds, has passed on when this female WTF? dog died over two days ago.

Friday night es Taco Night at the Marrelli House. Dad's making his famous tacos and he's gobbling down a soft enfolded clump of irony mixed with ground beef, sour cream, cheese, lettuce, and a tad of guacomoletarget="_blank.

OK. Game over. You can' do the God Damn Dog anymore. You missed it. People have stopped following you on Twitter. Destroy the T-shirt plans. It's over.

WHAT a GORGEOUS DAY!Now, go landscape and put up a 15 foot trampoline in the backyard. But first, clean up the dog poop. Sniff Sniff. Not at the dog poop. I'm crying here. What kind of creep do you think I am?

Bed time festivities and I get a little thought about how life sometimes gets in the way of important projects. All of a sudden, it's a angle. Let me sleep on it. But first let me check...anything else out there...Les Lyle? Usted can' t hace eso en celebituary!

Sunday Morning, 3 AM for me is pretty much the high point of the Taco Bell experience. It's the truce that you offer to Saturday night. OK. I didn't win. You didn't win. So give me a Meximelt. They never publicize the Meximelt and it's the best thing they go going. Perhaps it's because of the negative connotations. Yup, Meximelts and that cute, weird, little...OH GOD. Please take me instead.Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.